Iie wanch nobodyx nobodyx bart chiu.
nong nong never post anything already,
admin man getting lazyyy.
ehhhh.
what to post?
anyone, someone, give me good ideas?




YOUTUBE GALOREEEE.
found some senseless/stupid/noisy/irritating videos lol. :x :x :x







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Hi guys!

rawrrrr here to add some life.

Know this is kind of an old joke,

but who cares!

It still appeals to many,here goes!

LOL.

okay, not that funny ==

signing off.

Gratz rawr for being a blog admin!! =D
Ahem, back back! :X Now here to relax and post something.

HI CFF! If you think your english is lousy, failure, etc, don't worry! I'm sure this video will make you feel better!! Warning : They are serious!

Summary: Bulgarian Idol, a auditioner singing Mariah Carey's Without You. Its an english song, I repeat is an ENGLISH song! :x



An auditioner singing Rihanna's song...unfulfit?



And guys, if u ever wan compose a song, here are some help on what you should NOT include in your lyrics. :D



Okay, tis guy is SERRRRIIOOOUUSS in his singing. You MUST NOT laugh k!! :x I repeat, do NOT laugh *tries to control laughter*



*Ahem* Hmm, stopped laughing? :x Yea, even though they may not be good singers, but I applaud on their confidence and courage to be infront of their national tv and sing. :D Not many people are able to do that you know!

Ever think superstars never had funny moment? Summary : Super Junior, a korean boy band, is on a variety show EHB -Explorer of the Human Body. They explore about the human body. Episode 6 : Sense of balance. Its educational....yet super funny!! LOL!
Its a must watch!!





For part 3-7, go youtube and type Super Junior EHB 6 part 3 etc.
There are a total of 13 episodes! :D Enjoy!

and...maybe after exams I might pop into audi once in a blue moon. But I can bet that my skills drops drastically. -_-" Haha! Will be a newbie that comes and stare and said : Oooh! What does this button do? :x" Haha!

When I got more funny stuffs, I will share with you guys :D. CFF Huat!

~``~Kodokawa~``~




OKAY HI ALL ;D
THIS BLOG SEEMS SO BLARDY DEAD,
EVEN TAGBOARDS ARE LIKE NOT MOVING AT ALL D;
SAD RIGHT.
T___T

THAT'S WHY LOVELY RAWRRRR IS OVER HERE TO CLEAR SOME STUFF OUT :D
I'M NOW THE NEW BLOG ADMINNNNN.
(Hope i can help CFF a little.)
Cleared some stuff for a start,
still deciding on what to do to further improve the fam!
Anyway thanks Kodokawa for the previous post. :D
So uhhh....

rawrrrr signing off (:




*BOOM* CRASH* CLANG* BANG* TING* BAM* SLAM* SMASH*

HELLO HELLO!!! :D
This is my second post i think for CFF? *Replay memory*
Yep! :D Hmm, decided to post sumting since I think this blog is like half-dead and half alive? :x

*Ahem* My computer kana reformated ( due to sum virus invasion) and thus everything ( including AuditionSea, my dramas and videos etc have been wash away) *Moans* I don't have time to download the game, so I will be mia-ing, anyway, I've been mia-ing. *Guilty*

Furthermore, I'm having my test tomorrow and exams next week. T_T *Envy people who are enjoying their holidays now* (no names will be mention) :X

Okay, so, I'll make it a point to post something "FUN" here in cff blog, so to make our blog A-L-I-V-E with a capital A! Here are jokes for you to read and laugh (LOL).

ENJOY!

Top 8 Idiots of 2000
Submitted by Rebecca D.

Wouldn't it be nice to just give all the idiots of the world signs?

Idiot # 1 I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down, and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the Emergency room right away.

Here's your sign lady. Wear it with pride. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Idiot # 2 Seems that a year ago, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home. When they took it for a float on the river, a Coast Guard helicopter coming towards them surprised them. It turned out that the chopper was homing in on the emergency locator beacon which activated when the raft was inflated.

They are no longer employed at Boeing.

Here's your sign guys. Don't get it wet, the paint might run. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Idiot # 3 A true story out of San Francisco: A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the branch and wrote "this iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag." While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the teller window. So he left the Bank of America and crossed the street to Wells Fargo.

After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller. He read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he wasn't the brightest light in the harbor, told him that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of America. Looking somewhat defeated, the man said "OK" and left.

He was arrested a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America.

Don't bother with this guy's sign. He probably couldn't read it anyway. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Idiot # 4

A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received in the mail a ticket for $40 and a photo of his car. Instead of payment, he sent the police department a photograph of $40. Several days later, he received a letter from the police that contained another picture, this time of handcuffs. He immediately mailed in his $40.

Another sign (though this guy might be onto something worth thinking about)! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Idiot # 5 Guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but he refused and said, "Because I don't believe you are over 21."

The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him because he didn't believe him. At this point the robber took his driver's license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it over, and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and he put the scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he got off the license.

They arrested the robber two hours later.

(Remind me to have more signs printed up. Give this guy his!) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Idiot # 6 A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody move!"

When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him.

(This guy doesn't need a sign, he probably figured it out himself.) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Idiot # 7 Arkansas: Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window.

The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. Seems the liquor store window was made of Plexi-Glass. The whole event was caught on videotape.

(Oh, that smarts. Give him his sign!) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Idiot # 8 Ann Arbor: The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 12:50 am flashed a gun and demanded cash.

The clerk turned him down because he said the couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away.

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Proof of human stupidity
Submitted by Paul J.

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

. 10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

11.Only in America.....Will you go to a restraunt in seaworld and ask for bandaids and get mayonnaise

EVER WONDER Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff??

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

------------------ In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Frito's:! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???....)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) (Ok, It was supposed to be translated as " to be used for intended use only" basically what it means is don't use your food processor as a wood chipper people. lol)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Credit: www.funny.com

Okay, hope you enjoy this jokes. Toodles. :D

Kodokawa aka kodo aka kodomo aka dodo (woah, I got so many nickies)T_T"




Audi-er who are not from -CFF- kindly do not post anything here. Because you are not in this fam anymore.

~Bibi

hey DIKUx3 this is for you.

hope u learn something from this.

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Hazeee(:

Re-edit, By ~Bibi.